Todays breaking news is absolutely fantastic! Im so warm inside with the feeling of joy!



What is it?




Well, on a "surprise" visit to Iraq, our favourite president George W Bush, who i can only compare to Marmite, because you either love him or hate him, got a shoe thrown at him!



Well actually 2 shoes!




How fantastic!







During a press conference, an Iraqi reporter stood up, yelled "this is a good bye kiss from the Iraqi people! Dog!" and followed it up with a size 10 shoe!





Then he shouted "This is for the widows and orphans of those killed in Iraq!" and threw the other shoe at him!







My question is, why the hell hadnt someone done this before? You see, showing the sole of your shoe is the upmost disrespective thing an Iraqi can do. When the giant statue of Sadam Hussain was torn down, hundreds of people fled to what remained, took off their shoes and started pelting it with them! For those people too poor to own a pair, the person next to them, who they never met before, kindly offered one of theirs! As far as concerned George W Bush is just as bad as Saddam! Both got crappy accents, crappy hair cuts, want to rule the world and tell everyone its for good, and both outstayed their welcome in flash houses!





What followed this fantastic display of hate, was that the poor reporter, in true American style got wrestled to the floor, grappled and thrown out on his arse! Probably without his shoes and notebook!





What did George do next? "Its a size 10 shoe, if you want the facts" he jokingly said. What a dick! He and everyone else are left wondering why this simingly normal reporter just attacked the president and he goes and says something stupid, like only he can do!
Unfortunately, on this day, George was actually quick enough to dodge the missles!





The Iraqi president said about George that "he is a great friend to the Iraqi people, who helped us liberate our country". Well, i thought that he did that 2 years ago, if not before. And the new peace agreement states that all troops shall be pulled out by 2011! Yes he has helped get rid of the evil tyrant, and set a lot of people free. But hes not Moses! Even if he thinks he is, im pretty sure Moses set the Isralites free in a lot less time than 8 years!



If George wants a good bye party, im sure a lot of Iraqis will quite happily throw one for him!



One more thing. have you ever wondered what the "W" stands for in George W Bush? I have my ideas!



While we are talking about how annoying people are, i wonder if you have seen "Extreme Make Over. Home Edition"? Ill explain. Each week a bunch of unfortunate people, in broken homes, have an extreme make over done on their home. Simple.

Mandy loves it! She feels for the people who live in these run down homes and often sheds a tear. Me? I dispise it! as soon as 7.30 pm rolls around, thats me out the door. My problem with it is this. For starters, im sure these people are truely in need of a make over, to put an extention on the house to house the adopted disabled young girl who is currently sharing a bed with 3 brothers and a dog, but a swimming pool? A 74 inch plasma T.V in the kitchen? A brand new Hummer to take the kids to the super-market? NO! I dont think so!



Tonight episode is a real sad story. A plane crashed into their house! That is genuinly sad. But why has the T.V show picked this family in particular, insted of all the houses in New Orleans which got wiped out by hurricane Katrina? Because they didnt have house insurance! What? How complacent can you can be! yes i have sympathy for their loss, but what stupidity thought they could live without insurance? America is the land of insurance. If you dont have it, you cant claim anything. Yets its ok, build them a house, thats real good of you. But leave out the Plasma T.V and sports car and pool table. They didnt have it before, so its not going to bother them if they dont have it in the new house. If they complain, they should be the ones pelted with shoes for being so ungratefull!

I have a better home for the show to make over. How about going to the Iraqi reporters house, knocking his house down (if the Americans havent already done it) and rebuild it 10 times the size. To top it off, build him a room, full of shoes and moving, life size cutouts of Mr Bush on the walls!